So for all you folks who don't want to starve yourself to drop the pounds, why not try some of these methods (tongue-in-cheek, of course) to shed some weight?
To lose 1-5 pounds:
- Shave hair off head and body. Sure, you'll look like a rat, but the scale will love ya.
To lose 1 pound (or so):
- Get rid of that appendix. Do you really want to wait for it to burst? (Look into dropping a kidney while you're at it. Maybe you can get a two-for-one sale from the surgeon.)
To lose a few ounces:
- Ask your physician for a tonsillectomy. After all, they're just hanging around.
To lose another few ounces:
- Get those pesky wisdom teeth removed.
OR you could...
Learn to love yourself for who you are and know that the outside doesn't really count.