7. You know your laptop more intimately than you know your spouse.
6. The idea of working 9-5 puzzles you.
5. Your commute consists of walking into your dining room.
4. You’ve spoken with clients while partially or entirely nude (without them ever knowing.)
3. Vampires see the sun more often than you do.
2. “Schedule C” and “estimated taxes” are two terms with which you’re thoroughly familiar.
1. Every day is “casual Friday”.