Dear Visitors (especially those with kids):
So my son looks at me this afternoon and asks, "Mommy, how come you look so young?"
Flattered, I start stammering. And I reply, "Well... I don't know. Why do you think I look young?"
He says, "You're so short... you look young."
So I guess it's a compliment... sort of. Hey, it put a smile on my face.
But before you assume an angel burst forth from my womb five years ago, allow me to tell you what he said about half an hour later.
Giggling, he told me I was a "one-eyed hack."
Of course, he had no idea what he was saying (...or did he?) But what a phrase. I think I should use it.
Angelique, a.k.a. The One-Eyed Hack