1. "You're going to be hit by a bus tomorrow. No lucky numbers here for you."
2. "The meal you just ate was poisoned. Love, Your Ex"
3. "Why the hell are you reading me? It's your life. What do I care what you do with it?"
4. "You have no future. In fact, even your present looks a little sketchy."
5. "Eat a breath mint, for god's sake! You reek!"