Thursday, March 13, 2008

Creativity Infusion

I have tons of writing projects that are going to require more than a modicum of imagination. Consequently, I've decided to come up with creative titles for classic novels. Please join me!

  • "Whore and Peas" (about ex-Gov Spitzer, perhaps?)
  • "Atlas Unplugged" (for the MTV generation)
  • "For Whom the Smell Rolls" (I need a better one for this)
  • "The Drapes of Plath" (Sylvia Plath fans will love her decorating tips)
  • "All Quiet on the Festerin' Stump" (amputation at its worst)

Help! Help!

9 comments:

SzélsőFa said...

How to heal a rocking nerd.

- A guidebook for curing addicts of online games.

SzélsőFa said...

I know it's a bit lame b/c of one of the vowels, but that's what I came up with.

The Quoibler said...

Szelsofa:

I have to admit that it took me a few moments to figure out the original title, but I love the description! :) The image of "rocking nerds" cracks me up!

Angelique

SzélsőFa said...

SPOILER ALERT


It must be that while 'kill' has a short vowel, 'heal' has a long one. That is the cause of imperfection here, I'm afraid.

ChristineEldin said...

I want sordid details if I'm going to buy that first book.

Beth said...

OMG, I just saw your organic produce post and YES, I think they do that! I grow organic produce and it looks beautiful, but in the market it's like Butterfingers McGee does the shelving or something.

OK, on to classics:

"Of Lice and Ben" -- a sweet tale for the kindergarteners to learn about the joys of parasites.

The Quoibler said...

Szelsofa:

It was still good!

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Christine:

Maybe next we should come up with more detailed synopses of the books. :)

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Beth:

You made me laugh out loud with Ben's saga. That is truly funny.

Angelique

Mary Witzl said...

Tequila Mockingbird: A tale of racial injustice south of the border.

All's Shiite on the Western Front: Shiites are relocated to the west to avoid spats with Sunnis.

Fry the Beloved Country: A tale of steamingly passionate patriotism.

Oh, I'm full of them...

SzélsőFa said...

Totally off here to pop in to CONGRATULATE on your post called 'I love cellulite'.
That was so well done.