In a recent post, I predicted that in 2008, a Tibetan monk would figure out the answer as to whether a tree falling in a forest makes a sound when no one's there to hear it, become disenchanted with his lifestyle as a result, become a hip-hop singer, and then return at the end of the year to the monastery.
That made my sick little mind wonder... what would the titles of his songs be?
So far, I've come up with the following ditties:
Never Forget the Yet(i)
One Hand Clappin', Monks a-Rappin'
Obviously, I desperately need your help coming up with better fodder than this crud...!