However...
I don't think I can embrace his Indiana Jones character quite as much as I did in the '80s. Some things just shouldn't be resurrected.
Of course, since the next movie is already in the bag, I'd like to make a few suggestions should they choose to produce more:
- Indiana Jones and the Aluminum Walker of Doom
- Raiders of the Lost Personal Care Home
- Indiana Jones and the Medicare Premiums
- Indiana Jones and the HoverRound
- Indiana Jones and the AARP
- Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Doom
- Indiana Jones Meets Wilford Brimley
(Thanks to my hubster who came up with the first two!)
7 comments:
These are wonderful, Angelique. I like the idea of Indiana Jones beating prostate cancer and licking osteoarthritis too. Or Indiana Jones and the Aortic Valve triumph.
What I'd REALLY like to see, though, is a female Indiana Jones doing all this stuff. And I don't mean a 30- or 40-something cutie, either -- I mean someone as old as Harrison Ford. Maybe Angelina Jolie will be able to manage this some day.
IJ4 sucked and I'm telling as many people as I can to save their money. Just my opinion though!
I posted your Halo vignette on my sidebar as the writing of the week. Is that okay? Perhaps I should ask first...
Oh, and regarding Mary's comment---YES!!! That's what last week's writing exercise on my blog was about. I want a kick-ass chick who gets to save the world.
I LOVED "Dentures of Doom." Son and I saw this last weekend. I was confused by many things I saw .... SPOILER ....
I mean, aliens? I don't know.
Shia LeBeouf will be taking over the series as the lead so Harrison will not be in the next one as a main character.
HAAAAA! I love Indy and the Dentures of Doom!! How about Indy and the Deadly Depends?
Mary: Perhaps we could apply and be Indiana Jane and Jill! :)
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Chris: I appreciate knowing that my hunches were founded. And I was so flattered that I snagged a sidebar! WOW! Thank you!
Want to join Mary and myself as new super heroines? How about "The Three Celluteers"?
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Beth:
Why don't they just invent NEW stories, heroes, et cetera? I hate when Hollywood goes back to the well again and again and again and...
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Ello:
Depends is always funny. I don't care who or where you are. Love it.
Angelique
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