Thursday, June 28, 2007

Ode to My Boss

My boss can be a real pain in the derriere.

There. I said it. You heard me right.

My boss is, at turns:

  • supportive
  • demanding
  • arrogant
  • childish
  • professional
  • immature
  • flattering
  • nasty
  • downright mean
  • evil
  • angelic
  • grumpy
  • hilarious
  • cocky
  • rude
  • passive aggressive
  • cool and collected
  • bitter
  • jolly
  • helpful
  • selfish
  • cool
  • thoughtful
  • smart
  • ignorant
  • idealistic
  • pessimistic
  • realistic
  • nihilistic (not really, but it seemed to fit from a poetic standpoint)
  • cute
  • ugly
  • reasonably attractive

Well, I could go on and on... but you get the point. She's a total beast.

Oh!

Wait!

I forgot the most important fact of all...


I work for myself. : )

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

Ha ha ha. Good one. Man do I ever know where you're coming from. I'm really liking your blog by the way. I'm thinking it's on it's way to linksville -- when I get a chance to mess with my personal blog.