As someone with almost 27 years in the "legitimate" theatre...

I loved this LOL:


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Time to hang up the whip?

Let me preface this by saying that I think Harrison Ford is hot. He may be in his 60s, but he's a lovely specimen.

However...

I don't think I can embrace his Indiana Jones character quite as much as I did in the '80s. Some things just shouldn't be resurrected.

Of course, since the next movie is already in the bag, I'd like to make a few suggestions should they choose to produce more:

1. Indiana Jones and the Aluminum Walker of Doom
2. Raiders of the Lost Personal Care Home
3. Indiana Jones and the Medicare Premiums
4. Indiana Jones and the HoverRound
5. Indiana Jones and the AARP
6. Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Doom
7. Indiana Jones Meets Wilford Brimley

(Thanks to my hubster who came up with the first two!)

You know you need to perk up your life when...

... incredibly psychotic stalkers lose interest in you;

... peeping toms fall asleep in your shrubbery while watching you blog and write for hours;


... the only people who whistle at you are visually impaired;


... family members actually suggest you go back to your computer;


... the suicide hotline calls you, and then puts you on hold;


... Mormons skip your door...


... your child would rather play with toe jam than with you;


... telemarketers say, "Oh, wrong number..." when you answer the phone.

Do you celebrate Mom's Day?

Generally speaking, my family doesn't celebrate what we dub "Hallmark Holidays".

Consequently, today I'm doing what I almost always do on Sundays -- working out, working, cleaning (very little), perhaps snoozin' a bit, playing with my son, making dinner and reading the paper.

Real thrilling, huh?

So how about you? Doin' anything special today?

(On a side note, who do you think is the world's worst mom? Ms. Lohan is in contention, but I think that Ms. Hilton might be pretty bad, too...)

Swamped with work, but found a few minutes to play today...