7. The dust bunnies won't form a union. (I was served with papers regarding their new organization morning. Now I legally can't get rid of them. Oh, well.)
6. Using bathroom cleaner in a poorly vented area won't make me see pink elephants on the ceiling.
5. Sure, I have time to get that done. Pile 'er on.
4. My muse will come back to me any minute. She promised, right?
3. I'll just lie down for a second and then get right back up, recharged and ready to hit the computer. Really. really. r.e.a.l...zzzzzz
2. I'll only blog-surf for five minutes this afternoon... maybe ten, tops. Seriously.
1. I'll have immediate inspiration for the new contest at Clarity of Night. (uh, oh...)