Thursday, February 21, 2008

Seven Big Honkin' Lies I Told Myself This Week

7. The dust bunnies won't form a union. (I was served with papers regarding their new organization morning. Now I legally can't get rid of them. Oh, well.)

6. Using bathroom cleaner in a poorly vented area won't make me see pink elephants on the ceiling.

5. Sure, I have time to get that done. Pile 'er on.

4. My muse will come back to me any minute. She promised, right?

3. I'll just lie down for a second and then get right back up, recharged and ready to hit the computer. Really. really. r.e.a.l...zzzzzz

2. I'll only blog-surf for five minutes this afternoon... maybe ten, tops. Seriously.

1. I'll have immediate inspiration for the new contest at Clarity of Night. (uh, oh...)


SzélsőFa said...


Tess Wittler said...

(Rolling on the floor laughing)That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time - even funnier because it is as if you read my mind! Thanks for starting my day off GREAT!

Mary Witzl said...

I'm laughing too: how many of us do this, and more importantly, why do we keep doing it?

Number 5 is my personal Waterloo. You'd think I might learn from experience, but oh no.

Jul said...

Do you have any tips for me to help me keep my dust bunnies from following suit?

ChristineEldin said...

I'm glad you're blogging again!

The Quoibler said...


I'm so glad you found these amusing! :)



The thought of you rolling on the floor with your puppies staring at you, wondering what in the world was happening, is priceless! ;)



Ah, the dreaded number five. If you ever overcome it, please let us know how!



I wish I did. They are now organizing with other homes' dust bunnies... I sense a revolution is taking shape...



You know, I've never really gone anywhere! But I truly have been busy, busy, busy! It's a good thing, but I miss all my blog buds! I haven't had a chance to drop by or even read all the "Clarity of Night" entries! That's unheard of for me! Shame, shame, shame! ;)

Shameless said...

Ha, love these! I'm also waiting for inspiration re clarity of night contest ... and there are only hours left! :-)