Tuesday, March 25, 2008

101 Unconventional Uses for a Wood Chipper

I'll need everyone's help on this one...

Here's my contribution:

101. Carrot shredder.
100. Dead body disposer.
99. Enron documents graveyard.

Your turn...!

8 comments:

  1. 98. Unlikely ending for the April Fools' Contest over at In Search of Giants!!

    (Well, I tried.)

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  2. We borrowed a friend's wood chipper last year, and I was speechless with awe. All I could think about was all the coleslaw I'd been making for a friend's party and what a great way that would be to get through those headache-inducing mounds of cabbage.

    So there you go: The wood chipper is your best friend and ally in times of mass coleslaw production. Just remember to clear out all the wood resin first, and maybe forget about shredding your oleanders for a couple weeks preceding...

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  3. 96. Slurpee machine
    95. To make that newspaper in the bottom of rabbit cages.
    94. As the perfect editor for most romance novels.
    93. When your really mad at the ex, and happen to have some of his stuff around.
    92. Quick dough slicer for the world's largest pie.

    That's all I've got.

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  4. 91. coffee bean grinder
    90. tree bark flavored granola maker
    89. yummy bagel chip maker
    88. egg beater
    87. shaved ice maker (flavor optional)
    86. nasty hospital food blender

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  5. 85. Prosthesis fitter.

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  6. Good for people to know.

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