Thursday, February 21, 2008

Seven Big Honkin' Lies I Told Myself This Week

7. The dust bunnies won't form a union. (I was served with papers regarding their new organization morning. Now I legally can't get rid of them. Oh, well.)

6. Using bathroom cleaner in a poorly vented area won't make me see pink elephants on the ceiling.

5. Sure, I have time to get that done. Pile 'er on.

4. My muse will come back to me any minute. She promised, right?

3. I'll just lie down for a second and then get right back up, recharged and ready to hit the computer. Really. really. r.e.a.l...zzzzzz

2. I'll only blog-surf for five minutes this afternoon... maybe ten, tops. Seriously.

1. I'll have immediate inspiration for the new contest at Clarity of Night. (uh, oh...)
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7 comments:

  1. SzélsőFaFebruary 22, 2008 at 3:08 AM

    MWAH-HAH-HAH.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2008 at 8:26 AM

    (Rolling on the floor laughing)That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time - even funnier because it is as if you read my mind! Thanks for starting my day off GREAT!

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  3. Mary WitzlFebruary 22, 2008 at 11:34 AM

    I'm laughing too: how many of us do this, and more importantly, why do we keep doing it?

    Number 5 is my personal Waterloo. You'd think I might learn from experience, but oh no.

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  4. JulFebruary 25, 2008 at 9:53 AM

    Do you have any tips for me to help me keep my dust bunnies from following suit?

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  5. Chris EldinFebruary 27, 2008 at 2:20 AM

    I'm glad you're blogging again!
    :-)

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  6. The QuoiblerFebruary 27, 2008 at 8:54 AM

    Szelsofa:

    I'm so glad you found these amusing! :)

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    Tess:

    The thought of you rolling on the floor with your puppies staring at you, wondering what in the world was happening, is priceless! ;)

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    Mary:

    Ah, the dreaded number five. If you ever overcome it, please let us know how!

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    Jul:

    I wish I did. They are now organizing with other homes' dust bunnies... I sense a revolution is taking shape...

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    Chris:

    You know, I've never really gone anywhere! But I truly have been busy, busy, busy! It's a good thing, but I miss all my blog buds! I haven't had a chance to drop by or even read all the "Clarity of Night" entries! That's unheard of for me! Shame, shame, shame! ;)

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  7. S. KearneyFebruary 27, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    Ha, love these! I'm also waiting for inspiration re clarity of night contest ... and there are only hours left! :-)

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